Critics' Choice | Dark Roast Sampler | 4 oz - Fabled Roast

Critics' Choice | Dark Roast Flavored Coffee Blend

8 oz / Fine
$13.99
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Critics' Choice | Dark Roast Sampler | 4 oz - Fabled Roast

Critics' Choice | Dark Roast Flavored Coffee Blend

🍁 Maple 🌰 Black Walnut 🍂 Clove

Brewed to please the only one who matters: you.

$13.99
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Roast Level: Dark
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Flavor Notes:

  • 🍁 Maple
  • 🌰 Black Walnut
  • 🍂 Clove

A Flavored Coffee Blend That Ignores the Noise

Critics' Choice is an unapologetic dark roast flavored coffee blend that ignores the noise to deliver a heavy, syrupy experience. Dominated by intense earth, dark cacao, and smoky tobacco notes, it finishes with a dry, roasted grain spice. This musk-forward cup offers low acidity and a coating body—brewed to please the only one who matters: you.

The Story Behind the Blend

In the fable of The Miller, His Son, and Their Donkey, the travelers lost everything by trying to please every critic they passed. Critics' Choice ignores the crowd to focus on a singular vision.

We embraced the boldest elements of the spectrum—intense earth, spiced black pepper, and dark cacao—creating a very heavy, syrupy body that refuses to compromise.

While some shy away from the strong, musky notes of leather and smoke, we celebrate them. This dark roast isn't made for everyone; it is a rich, low-acid brew designed to please the only one who matters: you.

Roast Profile & Tasting Notes

Origin: Asia & North America

Body: Very heavy, syrupy, and coating

Acidity: Low, muted, soft, negligible, smooth

Best Brewing Methods: French press or Espresso

Recommended Pairings:

  • Dark chocolate truffles
  • Spiced molasses cookies
  • Aged gouda cheese
  • Classic glazed donut
Freshness, Shipping & Craft
  • Roasted on order for peak flavor

  • Resealable freshness zipper

  • Ships within 1–2 business days

  • Free shipping on all U.S. orders

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